Sophia White
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I couldn’t concentrate. Now that the contest was finally upon us, I was stressing too much to really fit my head around the problem. I had that bet with Barck waiting in the wings, where he would send down an avatar to compete with me at a ‘suitably impressive’ event, and I suspected I needed to get into at Should I do something magical with ? Should we actually go ahead and add gold? Or Mithril? And it needed to be something the I clearly needed to clear my head, so I decided to go for a…-
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As some of you may know, my wife and I kind of co-write beers and beards. I bounce ideas off her and she helps edit. At the same time, she's writing a book series as well here on RR and I help out with it as well. The Title is: I Ran Away to Evil! I'm pleased as punch to announce that book one has just hit the interwebs! If you're a fan of Beers and Beards, The Bridgertons, Cozy Fantasy, or Fluffy Romances in general, this is the book for you! Her audiobook is even co-voiced by the acclaimed Johnathan…
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“Pete! I need a clean here!” Aqua shouted from across the tavern. I groaned from where I was cozied up in front of the fire. “Do I “She’s busy!” “Get Kirk to just store it!” “Just get up, ya lazy bum!” “Fiiine.” I heaved myself out of the cozy chair and made my way to where Aqua was standing over a big spill and a mess of pretzels. “.” I grumbled, envisioning the mess as I did so. The ‘mess’ vanished with a *whorp* and a flash of light. I walked over to the bar and…
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From the Diary of Peter Roughtuff Hello Diary! I’m back! I haven’t written in a long time because, well, I’ve been happy talking with my friends and living life. When I’m not stuck in a reform mine, I don’t have much time to do stuff like write long form in a book. But with everything going on, I figured I’d put some things down for posterity. For my eventual grandchildren to look back on! That, or collect evidence for when someone finds my body beard down in an alley. Call me sappy. Call…
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The fix was in: Our beer was incredible, the ambiance was electric, and the tosses were sky high. A and on staff was just the cherry on top. Two days later, our numbers were still good, but much more manageable. We even had a few people staying in the inn! With the Diggers running things, the rest of us were free to start doing some brewing, so that’s what we did. Annie had out her brewing journal as she called the brewroom to order. “Alright everyone. I wanted to open by saying good work. It looks…
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Tomorrow was it. Opening day. We’d brewed our first batches over the past few days, but they wouldn’t be ready in time. So, at great expense we’d transported in our I sat in my loft cave-cubby in my room in the pitch dark and contemplated. Before, I would’ve been nervous; there was so much that could go wrong for a big event like this. We could have And yet I was Between , , and my high Vitality – a little lower now that my Condition had worn off, but still high – it would take quite a…
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It turned out that Rosie actually Master Brewer Blunt took a deep drag from his Whistlemug then leaned back with a smack of his lips. “Ahhhh, Riverside True Brew. You’ve got tha good stuff! Ya know they won tha local Octamillenial contest right? Master Brewer Schist is a when it comes ta brewin’ True Brew!” I choked on my own beer, a tangy liquid gold that I’d secretly turned into a radler. “WHAT did you say?” Blunt gave a wide smile, his white moustache dripping wet. “Aye, it can be…
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“You know, this is a pretty heavy bit of deja-vu.” I surmised, watching the inspector as he fiddled with a dial on the stainless-steel pressurized fermentation tank. Well, it “Whuzzat?” The elderly dwarf in the black robes of a senior Master Brewer grumbled. Master Brewer Blunt knocked the tank with his fist a few times and frowned, his white beard and moustache twitching with disapproval. “This is tha second time this year I’m bein’ inspected. Though tha first time was an…
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Hello everyone! I’m here with some more punny antics to share with all of you! When I put my writing out on the wider internet last year, I was pleasantly surprised by how well it was received by the reading community. I may or may not have some screenshots of me sitting next to some of my favourite authors on the best seller lists. It seems people are thirsty for more, so I’m pleased to present another book for your reading pleasure. ***** Peter Roughtuff now has a home, a brewery, and enough gold…
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Thad Harmsson. His name was on the lips of every gnome and dwarf this side of Minnova. Thad Harmsson, debonair dwarf and professional baby kisser. Thad Harmsson, designer of the new roundabouts and the refugee retraining program. Thad Harmsson, the up and coming and soon-to-be Greybeard. Thad Harmsson was having a marvelous day. In fact, he’d been having marvelous days ever since he’d come to this marvelous, magical, world of Erd. He glanced over at his charming elven secretary and she gave…
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