Patricia Smith

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  • Chapter 489 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith "Here's what we can expect," Amaryllis began. She was standing with wings-on-hips, nose turned down so that she could read from the dungeon book. The book was currently being held open by Awen, who had been volunteered for the job by Amaryllis. "The next floor is the last. The dungeon's boss is there, along with a cadre of weaker monsters to come to his defence. The boss itself should be around levels eight to ten, so not an enormous challenge, but keep in mind that this is a dungeon boss nonetheless.…
  • Chapter 488 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith IRC Discussion, 2036 *** "Uh, there's a second group coming in from our right," I said as I glanced that way. I didn't keep my focus in that direction for long, not when we had more pressing issues coming in from the front. The deeper into the city we went, the more aliens showed up to ruin our afternoon. It was... actually, pretty nice. So far the biggest thing that had popped up was a trio of quill-covered model fives that Crackshot and I had taken out with a bit of concentrated fire. The two of us…
  • Chapter 487 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith "One, two, three, four... nine, ten, eleven, and twelve," Amaryllis said as she flipped through the loose pages she held. I was always secretly impressed by how dextrous Amaryllis could be with her talons. They were sharp, pointy, and made of... talon stuff? Bone? Were talons bones? Or were they like nails? Were nails bones? No, that didn't make sense. In any case, talons didn't have pads, or little grooves like fingerprints, so it was impressive to see Amaryllis able to handle something like loose…
  • Chapter 486 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith "Alright, before we go any deeper, we should take a minute to go over what we'll be facing on the second floor," Amaryllis said. She was already pulling the big book out of her bag and tugging it open to the right page. "I hope it's not more eating, I expect dungeons to be good exercise, not places where I get stuffed," Calamity said with a pat to his tummy. "Hpmf, no worries about that," Amaryllis said as she tapped the tip of a talon at the page. "The second floor of this dungeon is one where we won't…
  • Chapter 485 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith The judge was attention-grabbing, being all... big and judge-y behind a big desk with a meat-tenderizer and gavel, but what caught my eye more were the monsters in the stand to the side. It seemed as if they were the jury for the first trial. The monsters were little green guys, with mouths that stretched out from one side of their face to the other. They had lots of sharp, crookedy teeth, and every last one of them was wearing their Sunday best. That was, they were wearing dirtied up suits and…
  • Chapter 484 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith "So, this is it?" I asked as I shielded my face from the morning sun. After arriving at sunset on the previous day, we unanimously decided to get some sleep before challenging the dungeon. The villagers kept their distance, and we slept with a dragon curled against the Beaver. Upon awakening, the local's attitude was much as it had been the night before. The little village was... not exactly accommodating, and I couldn't find it in myself to blame them. They were afraid of Rhawrexdee, and by extension…
  • Chapter 483 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith I wasn't sure what to expect of the Seven Peaks. I'd crossed over and through some mountains already. The Harpy Mountains were a treacherous collection of tall spires with many high-altitude plateaus that were beset by strong winds. The mountains around Slyphfree were a lot more spacious and spread apart, with wide gullies and rocky hills between them. Still dangerous, but not quite as tightly packed. Compared to those, the Seven Peaks were... a bit boring? As the name suggested, they were seven…
  • Chapter 482 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith Leaving Port Royal was surprisingly easy. A half dozen ships were trying to come in, so any traffic They'd be a little bit disappointed in our case. Caprica mentioned offhand that the embassy had rented out our berth for the next month and a bit, so that we'd have a place to return to and so that they'd know where their princess was going to be. They were... a little bit upset that Caprica was leaving, but she put her foot down and personally shoo'd away any guards that tried to accompany us. I heard…
  • Chapter 481 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith I realized pretty soon after leaving Booksie's place (Rhawr had arrived, and they were going to start breakfast together, so we took off) that getting the It wasn't impossible, of course, but there was a lot of work to do. Awen gave me a very flat That probably didn't make up for it, so I promised myself I'd find a way to reward Awen as well as I could! She'd get double hug-rations from here on out, at a bare minimum! We got back to the ship, and immediately jumped to work. We kind of expected to…
  • Chapter 480 — Cinnamon Bun Cover
    by Patricia Smith I blinked, then nodded. "Anything you need, I'll give you," I said. Booksie sighed with a shake of her head. "You can't just say that, Broccoli. At least hear me out first? Oh, and pass the pepper. Rhawr likes his food spicy." I found a small basket filled with peppers and passed it over, then when I saw that Booksie was preparing to chop them into smaller bits, I grabbed a knife and started doing the same. "So, what's the favour, then?" I asked. Our chat was accompanied by the click-thunk of knives…
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