Matthew Harris
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An arrow came shooting straight for my head. I raised my machete and chopped the arrow from the middle as I gunned down the distant goblin archer. "KEIRIRK!" "KURURU!" Dozens of goblin bikers came rushing at me as I made my way through the highway. Their bikes and weapons only seemed to be upgrading with each wave I killed. The front of the goblins came straight at me. I swung my Machete at one and cut off its neck, the bike flying past me. Two more were right behind it. I kicked the…-
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I stood in front of the path to the west with the Machete in my left hand. The handgun remained firmly gripped in my right as I took in a long deep drag of the joint. It was then that a familiar window opened in front of my eyes. This bitch was back again? I thought it was gone for good, but it seemed it was not done yet. "Why not make a contract with the cat next to me." I realized I had no idea about the cat's name. I looked at it as I exhaled the smoke of the joint. "Hey, what's…
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Ternet was a small country. Being a center of trade and freedom, a symbol of financial growth in the capital Hell City, it attracted a lot of people through its development phase. To meet the housing needs that came along with the mass immigration, urban planning took a slightly unique approach. As such, all of Ternet was without highways or major roads. All the space was spent to make the city green and capable enough to meet the housing needs. How did travel occur then? While there were multiple…
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A loud explosion spread behind me as I crashed into the ground. The cat and the slime screamed while I laughed. I landed neatly on my feet. Without turning back, I dashed to the side as debris from the building fell after the explosion. "MEOW! YOU CRAZY!!" "HUH?" "SORRY! I AM SO SORRY!" There we go, how dare this cat. The cat heaved heavy sighs as we took a safe distance from the debris. The burning was done perfectly. Now that there was no room left, there was no reason for the girl to…
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"She killed them," the cat said. I stepped inside the room and took a look around. The walls were far too bloodied to tell anything, the very air inside felt like a scavenger that would eat away at anybody who stepped inside. I could only imagine how many diseases normal people would catch just being around this place. Thankfully, a good mana circulation was a great immunity booster, and my method was the best. "Why?" I asked. The cat remained outside, unwilling to step in. But it seemed more…
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I lit the joint I had swiped and took in a deep drag as I made my way through the streets of Central Darma. I had brought out the few grenades we were left with alongside the bunch of guns and ammo and dropped it all in the slime's inventory. "Pipo…." "Don't complain if you don't wanna die." "Po…" The cat that followed us gently tapped the slime's back. This guy was pretty interesting. I opened the map and looked at the markers, it seemed that both our party members had left that home…
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One after another, messages started popping up in front of us. I had thought up 37 ways to fuck them over. Okay, maybe only thirty now. I still had twenty-five. Not bad, I still had fifteen ways to fuck the apocalypse over. I licked my lips, I can kill everyone else but my people. They had gotten rid of my thoughts right away, but I still had seven ways to flip this script. Five. Two. Zero. And a new idea popped up. With a grin, I turned…
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"We're going to use it to beat the shit out of the Slime." The Hero looked at me with widened eyes, and so did the cat sitting on his shoulders. Was that a fucking cat speaking English? Three years was way too long a time. It was surprising to see the feline race evolve faster than humans, but I saw it coming. The dumbest of humans were no smarter than a cat in the first place. "Wow, who is this guy? What slime are you talking about?" The girl sitting inside with a crowbar looked at me, the…
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It wasn't difficult to find the Hero. Going through the map and past the stupid giant running around like a lost baby swinging his sword like a lollipop that was just asking to be stolen by an adult, I finally found the Hero's marker in front of a building that looked slightly bad compared to the others in the posh city. But. Just like GPS, the fucking marker did not make up for elevation. I didn't know how something could throw the entire world into chaos and bring back the dead to life only to fail…
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I brought a whole bunch of mana potions and downed them at once as I tried increasing my capacity, it seemed to be working but was very inefficient, to show them. The quantifiers called stats had only increased by 1. But improvement was improvement, I had already hit my goal. "Popopo…" The slime sitting next to me whinged. "What do you want Neo Mack?" "Pipooo…." "Are you worried about the hero? Are you an idiot?" That guy wasn't a hero for no reason, he was plenty powerful and also…
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