Mary Jones
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Chapter 13 – Florida Man Claims He Deciphers Cat Language Wu Buyi collected the grasses and trash bin into his spatial ring. Then, he flew away. After the alchemist had left, Leo giggled as he managed to get 500 years richer. He rushed to the cabin and upgrade five slide-door refrigerator chests. He transferred the regular wolf meat into one of them and stored the mutated one in another. The meat storage issue was resolved. Most freezers were now functional, and Leo could start displaying his…
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Chapter 12 – Florida Man Worshiped for Being Righteous Scammer 'No mistaking it! He's a cultivator from a higher realm! But…' Several questions remained unanswered. Wu Buyi couldn't tell if Leo had further ulterior motives other than stealing cultivators' lifespan. Nothing beat information from the source. Wu Buyi directly asked him. "Which sect or cult are you from, Daoist Florida Man." Leo paused. As he had no background, he couldn't say that he came from an organization. Still, for the sake…
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Chapter 11 : Local Cultivator Suspects Florida Man as Scammer, Gets Scammed After getting more meat sources, Leo got to work. He calmly butchered the headless wolf first and extracted its non-mutated meat. He also spent 100 years of his lifespan upgrading one of the freezer chests to store the food. Cutting and skinning a wolf wasn't difficult since Leo didn't need to be careful about the quality. After all, he didn't run a butcher shop. The meat was for his rare non-contaminated food. Thus, Leo…
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Chapter 10 – Florida Man Angers Vegan Neighbor by Growing Plant SIZZLE Fishy salty odor mixed with the scent of fresh meat. Leo flipped a piece of dire wolf meat on the black BBQ grill, which he had purchased from the Online Shopping Store. Five more steak-cut were also placed on the same iron bars, letting off a nice smell from the black charcoal below. No BBQ party was without a good cold beer. Leo sacrificed 20 years of his lifespan to purchase a gallon of beer and an ice machine. He made a…
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Chapter 9 : Florida Man Experiments with Steak, Attracts Vegan Neighbors Skinning is an art. Butchering is an art. But butchering and skinning a mutated animal is another story. Leo took off his hazmat suit as he couldn't stand the sweat and the heat. He wiped his sweat with his forearm and gazed at the skinless carcass of the mutated wolf. The muscles were disfigured and black. Many parts were inflamed. A portion of bones was deformed, and smelly puss fluid leaked out from the ribs. No matter how…
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Chapter 8 – Florida Man Feeds Dire Wolf to His Cat Half a day after Han Meng's visit, Leo finished decorating his store. It was modeled after a butcher shop. A display refrigerator and freezer chests were arranged on the west side of the store. This area was for the butchered beef, pork, chicken, and random meat. But for now, these freezers were left empty as he hadn't completely butchered the dire wolf yet. As for the east area, Leo put fruit display refrigerators there and stored black weed in…
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ραΠdαsΝοvel.cοm Chapter 7 – Florida Man Builds General Store in Forest to Sell Grass Han Meng was ecstatic when Leo offered to sell him immortal grasses for only 10 years of lifespan per blade. In this world, immortal grasses usually took 100 years to grow one centimeter. Moreover, it required seven types of elemental water and a highly-dense Qi area to grow. In addition, this type of grass couldn't be found anywhere except in the mystic realms in other dimensions. Although they were super…
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Chapter 06 – Florida Man Scammed While Attempting to Scam Local Cultivator One day had passed since Gao Yan had advanced to the second stage. Gao Yan no longer shared a room with other outer disciples. The internal affair elder assigned him a new resident in the Alchemy Department, where only alchemist elders could stay. Although he was still an outer disciple, the treatment toward him was drastically improved as he could potentially become an alchemist in the future. As soon as the alchemist elder…
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Chapter 5 – Scammed Victim Benefits from Florida Man's Fake Medicine After the stone and the septic tank incident, Leo returned to his tent. He rested for the day. The next day, Leo woke up late. He realized an important issue at hand - Aside from eating and sleeping, Leo had nothing to do! He was bored! As Leo sought something to kill time, he explored the new shop domain system to see what he could do with it. The menu showed a bird-eye view of his campsite and the shop domain as usual. At the…
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Chapter 4 : Florida Man Defecates in Archeological Site, Covers His Stool with Ancient Mural Gao Yan endured the burning pain and carried the bundle of black grasses in his clothes. He also brought some of the blue grasses back. Upon arrival at the city gate, the two guards were surprised to see Gao Yan back so early. "You're fast. Did you run into a wild beast?" Asked one of the guards. "N-No. I ran into a strong senior. I-I need to go back to the dorm quick!" "I see. Go then." The guards let him…
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