Mary Jones
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Chapter 23 – Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Donates Meth to Neighbor After experimenting with the eyeballs, Leo collected the remaining eyes in glass jars and put them behind the display windows. The eyes stared at the view in curiosity and hopped up and downs non-stop. They didn't seem to get bored from looking at the same scenery for hours. After washing his face, Leo returned to the workshop as usual. Instead of continuing to make grain pills, Leo explored the pill recipes he had discovered so…
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Chapter 22 : Florida Man Cures Stray Cat's Blindness Using Homemade Parasites Leo ended up spending a few years of his lifespan purchasing bars of soap and a modern bathtub. After 30 minutes of scrubbing, Leo got out of the bathtub and poured the wastewater into the outhouse. Although he had some concerns if Cat could drink soap juice, he dumped the waste water there anyway. After refreshing himself, Leo returned to the front of the store to resume butchering the wolf. This time, aside from his right…
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Chapter 21 – Florida Man Baths in Wolf's Goo, Complains He Smells like Testicles After Jin Yong was gone, Leo thought of the obnoxious plant pet outside. He checked its lifespan. . Name: Cat Age: 0 Remaining Lifespan: 700 Years . It consumed some of the mutated cabbages, the mutated wolves' innards, and blood, increasing its lifespan by 1,000 years. However, Leo chose not to swindle it again for the moment. Leo brought the purple soup and put the pot in front of the chomper. He opened the…
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Chapter 20 – Florida Man Gets Rich Selling Trash Just a few minutes ago, Leo was busy scooping purple substances into the glass pot. He heard the footsteps and the creaking sound of the store's door, so he rushed to the cabin to check. Leo was not disappointed. A wild customer appeared even though he was on the ugly side. Trying to be friendly, Leo initiated the conversation. "Is there something I can do for you, mister?" The pimple man instantly knelt and cupped his fist, "Please forgive this…
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Chapter 19 : Chemist Intrudes Florida Man's House, Kowtows for Forgiveness While Leo had a mental breakdown during the waiting, a group of white-robed cultivators returned to the Life Sword Sect. These outer disciples were Gao Yan's bullies, and they were all 19 years old. They gossiped. "You saw that, right?" "Yeah, the rumor is real. Gao Yan got immortal grasses from him!" "There are plenty of spirit grasses around here. Should we go collect them?" "And get ourselves killed? I'm sure he's growing…
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Chapter 18 – Florida Man Cooks Chemical Weapon Using Dog's Blood The next day morning, Leo sat in front of the glutton plant, staring at it. The chomper was, as usual, lazing around like a tree. It didn't even notice that Leo had cut its root by an inch. "Seriously, you…" Leo was perplexed about how this plant was related to demons. He was aware that it became like this because of his radiation, but he couldn't figure out how it connected to the demon race. . This root can be extracted from…
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Chapter 17 – Drug-Addicted Florida Man Invents New Meds Leo popped the water grain pill into his mouth and chewed it like candy. The hard surface of the pill melted upon touching Leo's tongue, and the rich flavor of mint and pine nut hit his nose. Leo exhaled a fume of cold air and shivered in ecstasy. He just had a mental orgasm. DING "WOO!" Although there was no report about Qi or related internal energy, Leo sensed the inflating cold air inside him. The sensation ran from his stomach to his…
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Chapter 16 : Florida Man Addicted to Nutting in Forest = Life Sword Sect, Alchemy Department = In the morning, Gao Yan woke up early and read a basic alchemy guidebook that he had received from Wu Buyi. He was interested in the applications of Wood Qi and Fire Qi. He skimmed through the trivial parts until his eyes caught on to the topics that he was interested in. 'Ah, found it! Here... Alchemy is not about burning everything in a pot into charcoal. It's about the choice of elemental Qi and…
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Chapter 15 : Uncle R. Enraged as Florida Man Cooks Fried Rice Using Raw Pine Nuts and Leaves DING With just one cup of coffee, Leo's lifespan increased by a year. Ten minutes later, Leo finished his first coffee after coming to this world. After today's experience, Leo could give a piece of advice to everybody. "Never drink coffee at night, ever." Leo was wide awake. His eyes were bloodshot, and he had the urge to continue working all night. Fortunately, he was sober enough to restrain his…
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Chapter 14 : Florida Man Claims Coriander Juice is a New Coffee Blend "What a coincidence. I have enough for the level-2 upgrading and the workshop. But seriously, even if I have the workshop, I have no clue about pill-making and alchemy. Also, I need to clear the backyard." Although the workshop was expensive and the pill-making method was unknown, Leo was motivated. He resumed clearing the bushes and trees, making room for the new building. As Leo was done with the large trees, he turned his…
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