Mary Jones
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Chapter 33 : Armed Robbers Slaughtered in Florida Man's Store. The Store Owner Pleads "Please Raid My Store Again! I Love It!" "Something's wrong. Why doesn't his Qi disperse? He should have lost all supporting inner energy. No matter how strong he is, it's impossible to move in there!" Duan Mu had a bad feeling about Leo. His aura condition didn't change after being hit by the Qi Sealing Array. All soul formation cultivators in the past succumbed to this array. As cultivators relied on Qi as an…
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Chapter 32 : Robbers Killed by "Cat" While Attempting to Break into Florida Man's House "Why doesn't this move?!" The assassin had enough. He kicked the cauldron, hoping to flip it over and get the precious medicines inside. DONG The cauldron didn't budge. Instead, the assassin's foot bones cracked because of the impact. The man in black robes groaned and knelt, looking at his broken foot. He bit his lips to endure the pain. Because of the injury, the assassin failed to notice a creeping…
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Chapter 31 – Local Criminals Scared as Florida Man Uses Cat as Weapon Ouyang Ting wore black robes like his subordinates. He covered his face and his hair with bandannas. Although it was still daytime, the group camouflaged themselves under the shades and secretly observed Leo and the disciples. "Soul Formation Cultivator," uttered the Hound Squad's leader. Ouyang Ting looked at the captain of the assassin squad, "How is it, Duan Mu? Do you think you can kill him?" Duan Mu, the captain of the…
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Chapter 30 – Cop Called on Florida Man for Practicing Long Throw Using Cat The next day, Leo got up at 5 AM. After getting his coriander coffee and doing his morning routine, Leo resumed working on his farm project. He pulled more trees and debarked them, collecting the metal catalyst and nuts. As Leo expanded the area, he came across more bushes, dead plants, and mutated grasses. As usual, Leo collected everything that he could mutate. He even got two more thorn whips to play. Looking at the thorn…
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Chapter 29 : Florida Man Turns National Artifact into Chair DING Leo was depressed. Once again, he didn't have enough lifespan to upgrade the store. Still, he had many ways to procure the currency. He looked at Cat, who was chilling on the roof as usual. So far, he had been feeding it yin cabbages and his dung. . Name: Cat Age: 0 Year Lifespan: 3,743 Years . This guy gained lifespan so fast. Sometimes, Leo wondered how it got so much lifespan even though he only fed it his poops and…
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Chapter 28 : Florida Man Invests 1,000 Years in Simulation Game Leo widely grinned. He had no idea what Han Hao was talking about. 'What supply? What sect? I just want to sell my things and earn more lifespans. Did Wu Buyi spread a silly rumor?' He had enough of the misunderstandings and miscommunication, Leo directly asked Han Hao, "What supply?" "Oh?" Han Hao was surprised. He thought that Leo had a deal with Wu Buyi, "Didn't you agree that you would supply us pills so that we wouldn't have to…
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Chapter 27 : Local Martial Artists Mistake Florida Man as Alien Scientist After declaring the item price, Leo activated the store system, allowing the people here to see their remaining lifespan. Wu Buyi also got to see his remaining time once again. On the other hand, Han Hao was taken aback when he saw the timer. . Name: Han Hao Age: 107 Remaining Lifespan: 873 Years, 6 Months, 5 Days, 12 Hours, and 14 Minutes . Although Han Hao had a long life, he seemed unsatisfied. His physical appearance…
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Chapter 26 : Florida Man's Overpriced Rotten Tea Becomes Popular Among Elders After Wu Buyi had left, Leo took notes of the suggested price and started labeling his items. He spent a few extra lifespans, purchasing label stickers from the shop system. He also bought a box of ball pens for writing. When Leo finished writing the notes, he pondered. 'I doubt everybody can read modern numbers. It's still up to me to trade the lifespan anyway. I wish I had a bot or A.I. employee to run the store.' Leo…
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Chapter 25 : Florida Man's General Store Runs a Promotion : Price Increases by 500%! Leo explained his business scheme to Wu Buyi. "You won't be doing it for free. I'll pay you commissions. For example, if an invited customer spends 100 years of lifespan in my store, I'll give you an item worth 10 years of lifespan as a commission reward! Easy, right?" Wu Buyi was flabbergasted. He had never heard of this business scheme before. Even though he had traded with countless merchants and fellow…
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Chapter 24 : Florida Man Scammer Starts New Franchise, Hires Scammed Victim "Mystic realm?" Leo's expression was complicated. He understood that Wu Buyi wanted him to join his sect, but he had a major issue that he couldn't tell Wu Buyi - He needed to be in the shop domain. If he went outside, the auto-translation feature would have been disabled, and he wouldn't be able to communicate with the others. 'How the duck will I communicate with them if I go too far from my store? Learning Chinese? As if I…
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