Mary Jones
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Chapter 83 – Florida Man Teaches Children How to Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste and Get Hospitalized 4 AM, Imperial Palace After listening to Tang Xuan's report, Situ Nantian looked at the chancellor in solemn. The emperor also massaged his temples as he had never expected it. "An emerging celestial being, I see. This is indeed an issue." Situ Nantian suggested, "Should we contact our ancestors and inform them?" Yan Xiang shook his head, "No, we can't. He isn't breaking any mortal world's law. He…
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Chapter 82 – Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Builds Apartment for Homeless People, Sued by Locals After sending the disciples back to the store, Leo resumed working at night. He walked toward the east and picked a large area near the three small houses. Leo opened the domain shop menu and browsed the decoration section. . Stone Road Requirement – Humble General Store Level 4 Price – 1 Year of Lifespan Space – 1 x 1 . Asphalt Road Requirement – Humble General Store Level 4 Price…
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Chapter 81 – Teens Mimics Parkour Video Game and Climb Florida Man House, Get Shot and Arrested "NOM-NOM!!" "DAMMIT!!" Cat emerged from the dark and pulled 30 cultivators to the ground. Using the newly grown thorn vines, she slammed them to the ground. Getting hit by the absurd dryad, the cultivators stopped being discreet and pulled out their weapons. "It's do or die! KILL!" "We're not afraid of you! DIE!!" The Ouyang clansmen unleashed their elemental attacks. As they were from the…
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Chapter 80 – Kidnappers Hitting Florida Man's House Captured and Eaten by "Cat" A few minutes earlier BOOM A loud noise came from the front windows. Gao Yan, who had been resting in his room along with his two new friends, got up from their makeshift beds. They looked at each other in confusion. "What's the noise?" "As much as you know, I don't know!" "…" BOOM-BOOM They heard them again. It got louder and more frequent. The disciples were never afraid of ghosts. However, they were afraid…
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Chapter 79 – Florida Man Raids Empty Police Station While Cops Raids His House Leo upgraded every facility to level 8. He also built a new warehouse and a granary, expanding his storage, and spending additional 27,500 years of lifespan. With a clothing store, a recycling center, three alchemy workshops, three farm plots, three houses, two warehouses, two granaries, a general store, and a mystic realm portal, Leo got 17 facilities in his domain. Although upgrading cost was cheap, leveling…
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Chapter 78 – Florida Man Digs New River for Local Alligators, Neighbor Complains Leo sensed a déjà vu as the "Free Tickets" reminded him of so many ancient mobile games before the nuclear fallout age. It was similar to base-building games and gacha games, which sometimes gave away gacha tickets for players. But in this case, the "Free Tickets" came in the form of an exchangeable token. It guaranteed that Leo could use it to expand his domain territory instead of spending 10,000 years of…
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Chapter 77 – Florida Man Scot-Free After Murdering 200 Local Cops and Establishing Crime Syndicate As Wu Buyi sensed the killing intent of the lurkers, he ignored everything and went to find Leo. Fortunately, Leo was busy calculating his lifespan and planning his next expansion. He still stood in the middle of the first farm plot. "Lord Florida Man, sir." Wu Buyi humbly approached Leo and called for him, "My lord, the lurkers around here will probably attack us tonight. Should I go out and hunt…
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Chapter 76 – Florida Man Plunders and Murders 200 Police Officers for Rare Dish "Hmm?! Oh, no." As soon as Leo uttered the words and snapped his fingers, Tang Xuan realized the crisis. He gulped and didn't utter another word as he sensed the tremendous pressure coming from the domain. POOF POOF POOF Tang Xuan witnessed everything - Ye Tianxie's underlings were disintegrated one after another. Life force energy left their bodies and gathered in Leo's chest. 'Those life force, lifespan,…
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Chapter 75 – Hundred Police Officers Brutally Attacking Florida Man's Pet Faces Retribution Tang Xuan had been vigilant ever since the start of this journey. As a quasi-immortal, he could see many things that other cultivators couldn't. Thus, he had been on edge. As soon as he arrived at Florida Man's domain, he noticed a faint energy aura, which drew a square around the store and other buildings. Tang Xuan recognized the pattern right away as he had seen this boundary aura in many mystic realms…
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Chapter 74 – Cops Panic as Florida Man Trainee Releases Wild Cat on Street "Monster!" The nascent soul cultivators were surprised as the huge chomper suddenly charged out from the granary and ate one of them. Because of their reflex and common sense, they evaluated Cat's strength first. Ye Tianxie was the same. Everybody soon discovered Cat's cultivation base. "Fourth stage monster?! Be careful! This monster is as strong as a nascent soul cultivator!" Although a nascent soul cultivator was…
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