Mary Jones
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Chapter 93 – Florida Man Defeats Horse in Sprinting. Horse Racing Associations Invalid the Race as Florida Man Used Firearms After the pony stampede, cockatrices and other harmful beasts fled from the area. Gao Yan and Wu Buyi no longer sensed any hostile entity around them. Leo was also relieved. He rode Taxi east, heading to the tall pagoda on the horizon. Because Taxi was a big horse, Leo found it difficult to saddle him properly. Thus, he stood on Taxi's back, using him as a living…
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Chapter 92 – Florida Man French-Kisses 100 Wild Horses and Brings Them Home After coming to terms with the unicorn, Leo named the pony. "From now on, your name will be Fake Taxi!" "Smash!" The horse smiled even though it didn't understand what Taxi meant. As for Wu Buyi and Gao Yan, they no longer paid attention to Leo and the unicorn. After getting a weird pet, Leo looked at white horsey. He wondered what he should feed it. "Say, Taxi. What do you usually eat? Carrots? Apples?…
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Chapter 91 – Florida Man Tames Unicorn by Smashing Wu Buyi no longer had time to cultivate as Leo gave him a lot of work to do. Still, he was happy that he served a strong master, and he got boons from it. After storing the monster corpses in his spatial ring, Wu Buyi had some questions in his mind. He wondered why Leo never used his spatial ring. "Senior. I have a question. Could you enlighten me?" "What is it?" While listening to Wu Buyi, Leo vanished as he suddenly kicked the ground and went…
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Chapter 90 – PETA Protests as Florida Man Murders Two Amazon Caimans and Seduces Unicorn Although many sects were sent to the same mystic realm as Leo, not everyone could get this privilege. Yan Zhu's people, the Fatui Cult, the Death Sword Sect, and other major sects were sent to other planets. Meanwhile, two organizations that Leo knew were in the same realm as his. At the east of Leo's current location was the skyscraper pagoda. At the foot of the structure, Hua Jiashan, Han Hao, Han Meng,…
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Chapter 89 – Florida Man Pays His Employee's Wage with Cooked Wasps 50 kilometers north of the mysterious pyramid, five portals brought 50 cultivators to the same world as Leo. Yan Xiang led nine imperial bodyguards with him and formed one team. Tang Xuan brought nine people from the Tang Clan while his son, Tang Ting, led the elders and disciples from the Sixth Element Sect. As for the other two teams, they belonged to the first prince and the second prince, who came with their close aides. Yan…
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Chapter 88 – Florida Man Practices Entomophagy While Touring Amazon Jungle, Gets Bitten by Amazonian Wasps, Tarantula, Black Caiman, and Snakes Before the fallout apocalypse, alligators were one of many exotic pets that Floridians could own. Leo also used to have a license for keeping a few alligators in his backyard. He loved feeding and toying with these guys as he found them cute regardless of their sizes. Caimans were different from Florida alligators. Their perky eyes were higher, and their…
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Chapter 87 – Florida Man Bitten by Amazon Crocodile While Catching Wild Chickens for Dinner Entering the portal, Leo found himself in a dense jungle. In front of him was a series of mangroves and a large transparent river. Tropical trees packed together, forming a natural wall. The bushes and plants covered the entire ground that Leo, Gao Yan, and Wu Buyi couldn't see anything underneath. The greenish smell hit their noses, and Gao Yan coughed. He shut his eyes and sat on the ground, meditating…
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Chapter 86 – Florida Man Travels Abroad for a Month and Leaves His Infant Daughter Home After sending Wu Buyi away, Leo visited the clothing store. He wondered what the weird mannequin was doing after he had assigned her a job. Upon getting into the clothing store, Leo dropped his jaw. He thought that he entered a woman's fashion store – Glittering evening dresses lined up in rows and stacked into a wall. After a rough counting, there were at least 200 or so. The cat-eared mannequin tilted her…
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Chapter 85 – Florida Man Goes to Picnic, Forgets Hungry Alligator at Home After losing one of his war trophies, Leo stopped collecting yin fluid. He brought the liquid to the first alchemy workshop and began a new project. He assigned the workshop mannequin to make Yin Ice Dan instead of rejuvenate tea. After assembling the ingredients, the workshop automatically began the work. The usual timer appeared. 2 Hours, 59 Minutes, 58 Seconds… Similar to Yang Flame Dans, its counterpart also required…
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Chapter 84 – 20 Corpses Found Near Florida Man's Farm, "Munch-Munch, Nom-Nom Meow" Said the Murderer Late afternoon, Leo woke up and came out to check on the disciples, hoping that nobody messed up anything. When he came out, the first thing he saw was a dried stain of puke and discarded packages of toothpaste, toothbrushes, and soap bars. However, no disciple was in sight. "Ah, I forget to put a public trash bin in here. My fault." As Leo was a reasonable man, he rarely blamed others or got…
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