Mary Jones
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Chapter 103 – Florida Man Proclaims Himself as Messiah and Found New Religion to Become True Atheist While Leo enjoyed himself, many cultivators retreated to their world as they deemed that this place was too dangerous for them. Yan Xiang swallowed his shame and returned home first. As for his subordinates, he left the decision to them if they wanted to risk their lives and stayed there. Some of them stayed behind to collect plants and rare herbs, but the majority of them followed the…
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Chapter 102 – Florida Man Traveling to China to Join Shaolin Temple Discovers Rare Pokemon "Since when have I cleared the secondary objective?" Leo thought of the orb that he ate earlier. He wondered if it was really the entity fate crystal that the system mentioned. If so, he was curious about what it could do. So far, Leo didn't feel the changes. He was still him, and the cancer cells remained the same, except they seemed cleaner. "System, what is entity fate crystal? What can it do?" Leo…
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Chapter 101 – Florida Man Accused of Sending Children to Lithium Mine 20 Hours a Day "Wow." Even though Leo couldn't visually see the content in the ring, he could vividly sense everything. His Qi string wiggled around to explore the space in the ring. After moving around for a while, Leo's Qi picked up an object. He ordered his Qi to pull it out. WHOOSH A red flying sword was ejected from the ring and fell to the ground. Leo was amused. He put all rings on his fingers and picked up the red…
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Chapter 100 – Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage Taxi faintly heard Leo's shout. Although he was interested in an easy job, he was reluctant to get close to the nasty sweet dream mushroom forest. "Smash D:" Leo didn't hear the pony's voice, but he took it as a yes. He looked up and calculated his jump. Then, he parkoured out of the hallowed hall and jumped three kilometers. A second later, Leo appeared in front of Taxi. He grabbed the horn and…
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Chapter 99 – Florida Man on Shrooms Lights Himself on Fire, Damage the Pyramid, and Steal Pharaoh's Golden Chocolate Seeing how the thief escape through his grasp, Leo was frustrated. While shooting through the sky, he looked at the handgun. It failed him. 80,000 years of lifespan investment wasn't worth it. His punch and kick were a lot stronger than this peashooter. "I wasted my money. Hah…" Leo sighed and landed 10 kilometers away from the pyramid. He turned around and softly kicked the…
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Chapter 98 – Gunfire Exchanged during a High-Speed Chase after Cops Stole Florida Man's Poke Ball For three days, Leo and Taxi remained on the pagoda's top floor, eating everything they could. As for Situ Nantian and his men, they waited for an opportunity to steal the 10th-grade monster core and the eyeball. Finally, Leo finished his food. However, Leo was frustrated. He ate everything, but the quest hadn't ended yet. "What is GNOSIS?!" After shouting, Leo paced around the room, wondering what…
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Chapter 97 – Vegan Cops Stalk Florida Man for Eating Meat at Home After making a quick work on the rabbit trent king, Leo butchered the corpse, searching for the quest item that the system mentioned. However, he couldn't find it anywhere. The only thing that came out from the corpse was the 10th-grade monster core. "Where is the gnosis thingy?" Leo grumbled while he looked at the quest menu. . Primary Objectives: 1 – Kill Rabbit Trent King. 2 – Absorb Gnosis of Rabbit Trent…
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Chapter 96 – Super Hero "Florida Man" Speedruns a Boss Fight, "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That" After a night's rest, the unconscious cultivators in the pagoda regained their senses. They sat up at the same time the morning sunlight shone through the windows. Everybody was dizzy. The young disciples had a high fever while the elders only had a mild headache. Yao Qiqi was among them. She sat up and wobbled. The six-year-old girl looked different from before. After she drank several mouthfuls of…
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Chapter 95 – Florida Man Robs Chinese Temple With Unicorn, Steals Only Apple Juice Taxi was efficient when he didn't need to follow Leo's pace. He charged through the floors as if he was a rapid train on crack. Within five minutes, Taxi and Leo reached the 150th floor. Unfortunately, there was no statue this time. Instead, they found a fountain of green water. Taxi stopped running. It trotted toward the fountain in a trance. Leo also got down from Taxi's back and inspected the weird water. He…
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Chapter 94 – Florida Man Proved Innocence after Karen Neighbor Accused Him of Having Intercourse with Horse, Her Husband Did "Hmm." "Smash?" Leo and Taxi gazed at the unconscious people on the first floor. He noticed several familiar faces in the crowd. Xu Nuan, Yao Qiqi, and a few young maidens were defenseless. Han Hao, Han Meng, Tiger Swordsman, and disciples of the Life Sword Sect collapsed on the floor and their mouths foamed. "Haiya." Leo put on rubber gloves and adjusted their sleeping…
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