Mary Jones
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Chapter 113 – Florida Teen Discovers Real Lightsaber in Alien Spaceship and Claims Ownership. Star Wars Fans Riots. Entering the alien spaceship, Gao Yan found an airtight room. After entering it, the gate behind him closed, trapping him inside. Air was sucked out, and the walls sprayed Gao Yan with white fume. He coughed as he accidentally inhaled some of the fumes. WHOOSH A new door was open, revealing Thora on the other side. While floating, she waved her hand and invited Gao Yan in. 'Come…
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Chapter 112 – The Congress Denied the Threat of Functioning Alien Spaceship after Florida Man Fired Death Star Beam from Excavated Spaceship in His Backyard After the long sale pitch, Hua Jiashan finally surrendered. However, he asked Leo if he could keep operating the Life Sword Sect as a sword school, which Leo had no issue with that. Leo turned to Dongfang Mei, wondering if she would be interested to join him. "What about you? Will you move your sanctuary to my territory? We have a permanent…
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Chapter 111 – Florida Man Evicts 100-Year-Old Elders from Nursing Home and Forces Them to Work in Sweatshop After making up with the dao avatar, Leo shifted his attention to the crowd. When he turned toward them, they gazed at Leo with sparkling eyes. "V-Venerable Florida Man. Could you teach us what kind of dao you were talking about? Also, Yao Qiqi, can you see Venerable Florida Man's dao avatar?!" Xu Nuan had heard a myth. Soul formation cultivators and genies could see another cultivator's…
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Chapter 110 – Locals Refuse to Call Cops after Witnessing Florida Man Urinating on Wooden Mannequin in front of His 6-Year-Old Daughter, "We saw nothing!" Han Hao was shameless. Instead of listening and waiting for his turn to chat, he self-inserted into the conversation and sold his sect to Leo. Moreover, he hadn't gotten approval from Hua Jiashan yet. Leo frowned and brought out a paper fan from his spatial ring. He smacked the shameless old man's head in front of the crowd. PA! The elders…
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Chapter 109 – Locals Concerned as Florida Man Sponsors Female-Only Orphanage to Adopt a Daughter and Recruit Underaged Employees Although Leo hadn't mastered the flying sword maneuver techniques yet, he managed to direct it east. He jetted toward the pagoda town as he planned to scout Xu Nuan and Yao Qiqi to work for him. While flying, Leo looked behind him. A transparent wooden mannequin with Leo's face followed after its master. It was Leo's first official dao avatar. Leo wasn't well-informed…
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Chapter 108 – Florida Man Sued by IATA as He Flies to Space by Riding Drone After a brief explanation, Leo gazed at Gao Yan with a proud look. Meanwhile, Gao Yan muttered and reviewed the new knowledge. "GTA is such a profound art! So, if I master that, I can snatch somebody's flying sword during combat? Then, if I master a flying sword technique enough, what technique do I need to learn next?" Leo puffed his chest and ejected the system's pistol to show the boy. "GTA isn't possible without…
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Chapter 107 – Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Teaches Teen Carjacking Techniques and How to Survive Cop Chases WHOOSH Leo finally returned to the campsite after a few days of exploration. Upon arrival, he noticed some changes. The first change was Gao Yan. Although he hadn't moved from the portal area, his aura and presence changed - His pupils and sclera were pure green, and his skin was covered in tree barks. Two antler horns grew from his temples, but they gathered terrifying energy. …
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Chapter 106 – Florida Man Raises Fund to Arm His Children with 12-Gauge Shotguns for Self-Protection in School Planet Rabbit Trent A-3 Local beasts are the lords of this unexplored world. As it is thick in wood and earth Qi, the local monsters excel in defense and self-regeneration. However, due to the recent infestation of Sweet Dream Mushroom, a portion of this world is not suitable for weak cultivators to explore. Please tread with caution. Primary Objectives: 1 – Kill Rabbit Trent King.…
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Chapter 105 – Florida Man Criticizes Missionary, Gets Struck by Lightning, and Gains Enlightenment After resting for the night, Leo returned to the courtyard and checked on the plants. When he saw the changes in this mountain, he was astonished. The white dragon fruit plant should be called a "tree" instead. It grew 10 meters high, and it developed a thick trunk. Surrounding the white tree was 12 black dragon fruit trees. Thousands of mutated fruits hung on the branches, waiting for them to be…
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Chapter 104 – Florida Man Sings on Mountain, Becomes Disney Princess and Haunted by Ghost "Hmm." "Hmmmm." "HMMMMMMM!!" Leo meditated, mimicking how a cultivator in novels always did. However, he knew nothing about Qi circulation and breathing. After 10 minutes of sitting idly, Leo gave up. He stared at the growing black sprout next to the dragon fruit plant. "You know what? Screw this. I'm gonna spit on it and accelerate its growth. Once it's big enough, I'm gonna eat it." Leo picked up…
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