Mary Jones
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Chapter 123 – Armed Florida Man Interrupted Baptism Ceremony to Rescue His Cat. One Pastor Killed. Standing on the altar was Situ Shang, one of many Situ Clan agents. The elder wore cone-shaped headwear like the others. Nobody could see his face or his skin underneath his clothes. Situ Shang served both Situ Clan and the Fatui Cult as he practiced a unique cultivation method, which enabled him to cultivate Blood Element Qi. Because of such a method, he reached the soul transformation stage before…
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Chapter 122 – Self-Proclaiming Environment Activist Florida Man Steals Church Pillar and Doors to Recycle Them Entering the shack, Leo found a round magic circle with floating Chinese characters. It glowed in purple light, illuminating the dark building. As Leo had no idea what it was, he sniffed the air, following Cat's scent. Strangely, it stopped in the middle of the magic circle. Since Leo's clue ended there. He stepped on the circle and inspected the floating characters. He reached out to…
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Chapter 121 – Florida Man Outruns Cops by Mimicking Animals A group of 20 golden core cultivators blindly charged toward Leo. They ignored the strength difference and attacked with their palms in unison. Ten palms hit Leo's chest and back while he hadn't finished changing his clothes. Their hands directly touched his skin. "Huh?" Leo frowned while he was in the middle of wearing a new t-shirt. He wondered what their problem was. "What's the big deal, dudes? Can't you see that I'm changing…
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Chapter 120 – Homeless Florida Man Arrested for Taking a Bath Underground beneath the Frozen Fire City hid an underground city. A total of 2,000 cultists lived there, using it as a hideout and a secret ritual site, avoiding the eyes and ears of Yan Xiang Emperor. The ruler of this place was none other than Yan Zhu, the third prince. In addition, this place was the true headquarters of the Fatui Cult, where their cultivators practiced black arts and forbidden techniques. Sacrificial altars, giant…
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Chapter 119 – Warrant Issued on Florida Man Again after His Missing Man-Eating Cat Found in Church Along With Half-Eaten Priests "Who's doing this to y'all?" Leo inspected the transparent cage that trapped the horses. He stroked the smooth surface of the cube. The four statues glanced at Leo and grinned. The cat-octopus statue secretly chanted a spell, dispelling the trap array. Munya! The transparent cage vanished like smoke. The thunder unicorns cried and surrounded Leo, thanking him for…
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Chapter 118 – Florida Man Murders 10 Elders and Bring Their Corpses Home for Food After dancing enough, Leo stopped playing around. He salvaged the burnt clothes to search for his precious talismans, which he had stuffed into his pants pockets. The pants were burnt to a crisp. When Leo found it, he bitterly smiled. The talismans were gone with the flame. "Haiya…" Leo smacked his forehead and lamented in silence. He proceeded to the next destination with a broken heart. . Hydroponics…
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Chapter 117 – Naked Florida Man Dances and Sings to Cheer Arson Victim after He Burnt Her House The parasitic cancerous cells of the skeleton vanished into Leo's body. Leo's blood cells quickly swarmed the intruders, and a war erupted inside him. Muscle tissues and fibers were twisted and torn. Cracking arm bones let out a loud noise, warning Leo about the crisis. However, the guy ignored the pain in his broken right arm. He pulled another talisman from his left pocket and put it in his mouth,…
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Chapter 116 – Florida Man Robs Astronauts' Graves to Eat Their Bones Without the nuisance, Leo leisurely collected the plants and the headless corpses into his spatial rings, taking them as a souvenir for Cat. He also didn't forget to pick up their spatial rings and weapons. Among the loot, Leo loved the talismans the most. He stuffed them in his pant pockets, planning to experiment on them later. Wu Buyi also helped Leo gather their clothes and armor. While he was at it, he picked up one of the…
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Chapter 115 – Florida Man Riding Unicorn on Highway While Fleeing from Area 51's Military Tanks Gets Caught on Video Wu Buyi was clueless about technology. Thus, it was natural that he failed to figure out a way to enter. As for Leo, he had a better understanding of science, but he couldn't find a device or clue. After fiddling with the ship's surface for an hour, both men gave up looking for a way in. They gathered in front of the spaceship, looking at the ceiling and the underground…
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Chapter 114 – NSA Agents Files Lawsuit against Florida Man for Riding Unicorn into Area 51 Floating over Leo's camp was Wu Buyi. He scanned the forest with his Qi, searching for Gao Yan's whereabouts. He also brought out a life candle of the disciple, holding it and gazing at the flame. The life candle's fire fluttered and flickered as the strong wind in the sky threatened to blow it. The west wind hit Wu Buyi's face. However, the tip of the flame didn't point toward the east according to the…
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