Mary Jones

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  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 133 – Florida Man Distributes Guns to School Teachers and Students for Self-Protection. Multiple School Shooters Reported 10 Minutes Later. After the interview, Leo took notes on everybody's specialties. He then assigned tasks to them. Xu Nuan and half of the sanctuary girls were assigned as unicorn grooms, and they were now in charge of feeding 100 thunder unicorns and grooming them if needed. Yao Qiqi and Esen were grouped together. Leo ordered them to follow Cat around and make sure…
  • by Mary Jones Chapter 132 – Florida Man Armed His Employees with Job Applications to Repel Potential Looters "Isn't this place nice?" "Yup. Comfortable beds, great cultivation environment, and useful artifacts, I can't ask for more." Han Hao and Han Meng shared the same room as they were father and son. Although the room was big enough for four people to live, nobody dared to share a room with them as an ex-grand elder and the head disciplinary elder's statuses were still superior to others. In addition,…
  • by Mary Jones Chapter 131 – Florida Man Invents Laser-Shooting Matchlock Rifles to Make Anime Character "Tanya Von Degurechaff" Real Three days after the mystic realm season ended, Hua Jiashan personally escorted his subordinates to submit to Leo. Coincidentally, Dongfang Mei also arrived at the same time and parked their ship nearby. Both Hua Jiashan and Dongfang Mei dryly laughed even though they would serve a stranger from now on. Leo and Wu Buyi welcomed them at the east road, 100 meters away from the…
  • by Mary Jones Chapter 130 – Local Floridians Concerned as Florida Man Erects Caiman Farm Instead of Alligator Farm A few hours…
  • by Mary Jones Chapter 129 – Florida Man Claims He Understands Life Better After Talking to Statues Because of the reminder, Leo believed he had all materials, except the purified bones. "Kid, do you know how to purify the bones?" Esen snorted, "How should I know?" "…Forget it. I'll take care of it eventually." Because of the lack of key ingredients, Leo put aside the new project. He turned his attention to the old recipes that he had never tried yet. He opened the alchemy workshop's status menu and…
  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 128 – Florida Man Announces He Will Open Kindergarten for Elders "It has been a while. I miss this place." Leo visited an alchemist mannequin, who was busy making another batch of rejuvenate tea. When Leo approached him, he turned around to look and stood there, waiting for a new instruction. As Leo remembered its past deeds, he scanned through the workshop. Fortunately, the mannequin got smarter as it stored the finished product in the barrels and the containers that Leo had prepared for…
  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 127 – Florida Man Steals Man's Underwear to Smell Its Crotch The return trip was fast. As Leo had a clear destination, he ignored everything and traveled north by leaping and jumping. Esen exploited the privilege of a petite body by riding on Leo's shoulders. The latter also allowed her to play as she wished since he couldn't say no to a little kid. When they returned, they found a hundred thunder unicorns on the farmland, sniffing and eating the crops. Cat was also there, and she had…
  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 126 – Florida Man Abducts Children Home, Discovers They Are Adult Cosplayers Esen was the empress of an ancient civilization, the Molg Empire. She was once the lich empress, who ruled over a million vampires, death knights, and arch liches, aka the country's only population. 5,000 years ago, Esen and her undead empire governed the main continent of this planet. She coexisted along with the local creatures as she kept the undead population minimum. Because of her policies and laws, her…
  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 125 – Florida Man Accused of Being Pedophile after He Escorted Lost Child to Her Parent's Home After tricking 200 cultivators into drinking diluted saliva, Leo started collecting their rings and talisman papers. Meticulously, Leo inspected every spatial ring and ejected useless items. Then, he used them to store the mutated corpses to bring back home.  When he finished cleaning the mess, Leo went back to the pile of human corpses that the cultists had discarded. Although Leo wasn't a…
  • by Mary Jones  Chapter 124 – WHO Baffled as Florida Man Successfully Cured COVID by Spitting into Patient's Mouth A few minutes earlier Leo followed the crowd to a massive horror hallway, where dried corpses, blood stains, skeletons, and human body parts piled into mountains. He glanced at the scene and pursed his lips, having the urge to contaminate everything and bring them to his alchemy workshop. "So many treasures," uttered Leo. The cultists laughed in elation, "Of course, senior. We've brought in so many…
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