Mary Jones
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Chapter 163 – Florida Man's Student Accidentally Gunned Martial Artist to Death during MMA Match "DIE!!" Situ Dong was certain of his victory. In terms of strength, nascent soul cultivators were the same as infants learning how to walk while soul transformation cultivators already mastered the dao avatar techniques. Crushing Gao Yan would be a walk in the park. Gao Yan gritted his teeth and activated his lightsaber. Meanwhile, Thora extended her arm forward, and a yellowish dome of lightning…
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Chapter 162 – Florida Man Sued Doctor for Prescribing Antibiotics Instead of Heroin Every participant's tournament bracket and opponents were decided. Yan Xiang then waved his hand. Then, four additional arena stages were elevated from the ground. Yan Xiang then reminded everybody of the purpose of this tournament. "Remember, this tournament exists for the disciples and juniors to spar and gain experience. Purposely crippling or severely injuring your opponents is strictly forbidden. Accidents…
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Chapter 161 – Florida Man Wins Lottery, Receives Gold Digging Catfisher as Prize. Yan Xiang, Yan Luo, Yan Zhu, Situ Bai, and Ouyang Ke's faces were as white as a sheet. They were horrified by the presence of Esen's subordinates. Moreover, the boulder of verification was known for its durability. Their ancestors once praised that it could withstand a heaven celestial stage immortal's strike. However, Esen and Beatrice easily destroyed it. It was a clear indication that both women were at least at…
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Chapter 160 – Paralympic Host Refuses to Void Florida Man's World Records as 99% of Athletes Self-Identified as Disabled In this cultivation world, a person's strength was generally categorized into eight major tiers. Each tier was nicknamed as "Stage" so everybody could compare their strength with their peers. The eight stages were as follows; 1st stage – Muscle Tempering Stage 2nd stage – Qi Condensation Stage 3rd stage - Foundation Establishment Stage 4th stage – Golden Core…
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Chapter 159 – Florida Man Identified as Disabled Joins Paralympic Games, Breaks Every World Record. RUMBLE As Cat, Taxi, and Ricardo reverted to their original form, their aura exploded. The eerie and ominous yin Qi made the air chilly. Combined with their killing intent, their glares stirred every string of Qi around the arena, causing all cultivators' dantians to churn. Meanwhile, Cat exuded the air of an 8th-stage monster. She was a tier weaker than the unicorn and the nightmare, but she was…
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Chapter 158 – Florida Man Tied Children with BDSM Ropes and Sent Them to School. Teachers Approved While Parents Protested. 7 AM of the next day, a servant came to fetch Leo and his company to the tournament area. As cultivators rarely slept, everybody but Leo was already prepared. The girls retrieved all furniture and utensils last night, and they stored everything in Xu Nuan's spatial ring. As for Leo, he still had bed hair, and he was in his pajamas. He came out of the building, holding a…
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Chapter 157 – Local Prince Filed Lawsuit against Florida Man as the Guinness Book World Record's Longest Turd Exploded on His Face Leo and Esen returned to the abandoned courtyard. When they arrived, they noticed that the yard was a lot cleaner. Xu Nuan and Yao Qiqi were in the middle of spraying water everywhere. They summoned water with their Qi and washed away the dirt. Gao Yan also used his wood Qi, commanding small plants and trees to use their leaves as brooms. The trees bent down and…
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Chapter 156 – Florida Man Breaks into House and Set New Guinness World Record of Longest Poop on House Owner's Bed After Leo had left, Yan Xiang leaned back in his chair. The back of his clothes was drenched in sweat. The others also let out a long sigh. They thought that Leo would have killed them as Yan Xiang was too aggressive. Fortunately, they didn't need to use the hidden talismans on their bodies. Yan Xiang had prepared a killing array in the throne room. Had Leo attacked anybody, the…
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Chapter 155 – Florida Man Scams Copium-Addicted Senators during Sports Conference. No Press Has Been Charged. Yan Xiang's assertiveness and passive-aggressive attitude caught Leo off guard. He reluctantly agreed to the unfair bet as he had no intention of eradicating his dynasty just yet. 'I guess he knows what I did in that world. Welp, I need them to visit my domain, so I can extract their lifespan. Killing them here is a waste.' While thinking, Leo recalled something that he had planned to…
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Chapter 154 – Vegan Representative Challenges Florida Man in Fencing. The Latter Brings Guns. The town was the same as Leo had imagined. The building architecture style was mostly the same. All wooden buildings in the outer town area were either two or three stories big as they served as the commercial area. Inns, taverns, and shops were packed with commoners and first-stage cultivators. Stronger cultivators who could use Qi suppressed their aura and mingled with them on the street. Stall…
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