Mary Jones
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Chapter 253 – Florida Man Took Picture of a Cow on a Couch Surrounded by Five Black Horses.?Tw*tter Exploded as Men Expressed Their Desire to Replace the Cow. "T-THE LEGENDARY COW LEVEL!" Leo hysterically cackled like a madman, imagining himself engulfed by a horde of enraged humanoid cows wielding scythes and halberds. He eagerly anticipated the chaos and weirdness of the adventure. The two structures appeared to be buildings but were, in fact, portals to another world. Leo was intrigued by…
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Chapter 252 – Florida Man Requests Pronoun Change at Government Office to Identify as 'Texas Man,' Citing Ownership of Machine-Gun-Armed Cows as Justification. "Her tardiness is quite something," Leo remarked as he, Filip, and three others sat in the lobby, their expressions darkened. Andria's absence had stretched the day unbearably long. Although the eternal nature of the immortals helped endure such waits, Leo felt a tinge of drowsiness after an intense staring contest with the visitors. "Should we…
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Chapter 251 – Woman Reported Missing after Business Trip. Local Found Her a Day Later Having a Yoga Session With Homeless Florida Man Who Provided Her Temporary Shelter. "Florida Man? What an intriguing name. Are you truly rom Earth?" the commander pondered aloud. Leo was startled. Something seemed awry with these individuals. "Wait a moment. Is there a nation called the USA? The United States of America?" "Never come across it," came the response. Leo furrowed his brow in bewilderment. Then, he…
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Chapter 250 – A Florida Man Penetrated Airport Perimeter to Engage Alien Delegates on Runway for Cannabis Import Negotiations Leo, well-rested from a good night's sleep, took a leisurely walk through the junkyard to survey the amassed treasures. His expectations were met with satisfaction. The diligent mannequins toiled throughout the day, managing to haul in two wrecked battleships. Regrettably, these spaceships were too large to fit within the confines of the junkyard. They were left north of the…
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Chapter 249 – Local Floridians Shocked as Snowstorm Approached While Ohio Man Mocked, "First Time?" Fate Stadium In a lavish suite within the hotel, numerous bookshelves adorned the walls, holding thousands of substantial books. Seated at a central black wooden table was a sophisticated divine elf with refined blond hair. Ellen reclined on a black leather chair, propping her feet up on the table. Using a Qi string, she meticulously trimmed her nails from the tips of her fingers, smoothing them…
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Chapter 248 – Florida Man Quit Job and Spent His Entire Saving in a Phone Game. The entire colony dissipated into dust. Some supplies, furniture, debris, and random objects remained. The corpses also remained in the same places. Overlord Milo watched everything in disbelief. A few seconds later, he gasped in realization. "That's a player with a kingdom system! Damn, Nu'Earthe! Don't let me see you again!!" Milo grudgingly turned toward the corpses of the hyena werewolves. He blamed them for the…
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Chapter 247 – Florida Man Advised Doomsday Preppers to Stock Booze, Beer, and Wine Instead of Food Before the Second COVID Spread. "I've come in peace. I came in peace. I cum in peace. Meh, whatever." Leo shrugged and gazed at the ruined town below. The city consisted of tall buildings, concrete roads, and cars. If he didn't know that the city was a colony of an alien, he would have mistaken this place as a city in the modern world. Although the landmarks and the high-rise buildings seemed…
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Chapter 246 – Florida Man Arrested for Breaking into Neighbor's Home and Stealing a Weed Joint from Furry Burglars in the Same House. Leo's eyes gleamed. He shifted his attention to the colony and the werewolves in a space marine suit. "Resources… Materials…" The werewolves sensed his killing intent. Their fur stood up while their tails tugged between their legs. It was too late for them to retreat. Leo charged at them. "THIS IS ROBBERY!! GIMME YOUR WALLET, YOUR CLOTHES, AND YOUR…
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Chapter 245 – Florida Man Crossed a Desert to Find Desert Monster, Found Area 51 Instead. Leo selected the first name to satisfy his curiosity. The system prompted him with a new screen, showing the brief information of the deceased overlord. . Player Status Player: Overlord Max Fenrir Player Status: Deceased Planets in Control: 35 Headquarter Level: 50 *WARNING! Attacking a deceased player's home bases will incur a penalty: Ally players of the deceased player will be informed of your invasion,…
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Chapter 244 – Florida Man in Templar Knight Costume Attended Warhammer 40,000 Event. Cops in Space Marine Costumes Arrested Him for Heresy. The tavern's receptionist noticed Leo. They bowed at him in unison. Leo approached the mannequins behind the counter. He opened the facility menu and fiddled with it. A new screen appeared, revealing the friend list menu. Unfortunately, the number of Leo's friends was zero. 'Is this the friend list system the orc talked about?' Leo still vaguely remembered the…
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