Mary Jones
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Chapter 284 – Florida Man's 'Ruff' Day: Takes Home 'Abandoned Puppy,' Turns Out to Be Ohio Kid One punch, two punches, five punches, ten punches, a hundred punches, every attack was faster than the speed of light. However, nothing connected. The same applied to Simba's attacks. Despite wielding an abnormally long sword, none of his attacks, punches, or kicks landed. He even mixed in a domain ability, which had the same effect as Leo's sword domain, yet Leo instantly threw a counter punch, which forced…
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Chapter 283 – Galactic Showdown Goes Viral: Ohio Man and Florida Man Unleash Epic Toy Lightsaber Battle! DING While Leo helped Dongfang Mei and Xu Nuan adapt to the hotel, a system message warned him about the uninvited guest. He left the hotel in a hurry and rushed to the mystic realm platform. Upon arrival, Leo found Meowmeow and Lucky. Both of them still guarded the agriculture portal and Orlando portal as instructed. However, the number of stone golems drastically increased since Leo last…
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Chapter 282 – Florida Man Faces Warrant for Allegedly Raising Male Bulls for Inappropriate Use. "Executive job?" Dongfang Mei didn't fully understand Leo, "What kind of job, sir?" "Managing this business, well, a massive tavern business. Do you have any related experience?" "OH?!" Dongfang Mei repeatedly nodded after Leo mentioned 'tavern'. "Is this place a tavern, sir?" "Yes. It's a high-tech one. You'll need to learn a lot before you can employ helpers." "I DO! I WANT TO TAKE THIS JOB!!" Dongfang…
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Chapter 281 – Florida Man Starts New Hotel Business, Forgets to Hire Employees For the past 15 days, Leo either spent time monitoring the refugees or trained in his dantian universe. But as the situation calmed down, Leo shifted his attention to the mountain of spirit stones, which Lucky and Meowmeow had looted from the spaceships. Everything was stored in the junkyard, waiting for Leo to sort them. Lucky and Meowmeow collected over 500,000 spatial rings from the divine elf's spaceships. Inside the…
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Chapter 280 – Florida Man Collapses After Pushing Limits by Writing 8,000 Words in 8 Hours for Serialized Novel's Christmas Event "W-What?" The elves warily stared at Esen. Esen brightly grinned and unleashed her domain ability. She displayed a new power, which she had obtained after receiving Leo's system. Live Necromancy! The crowd of green elves in front of Esen exploded, scattering flesh and blood everywhere. Their bodies left behind only bloody skeletons! Regardless of immortals or deities,…
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Chapter 279 – Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens While Meowmeow harvested wives from the crowd, many elf women seemed disinterested in joining the harem. They stared at the portals behind other statue golems. One of them checked the portal to Orlando, but Lucky barked at her. The girl stumbled and backed away from the doge. The others also respected the guard dogs and kept their distance. However, the other gate…
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Chapter 278 – Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidney Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day The next day, as Leo promised, he announced to the refugee camps that they could go home. Millions of elves immediately gathered in front of Leo's shopping mall as asked. Because of the massive crowd, some of them stood in the middle of the southern farm. Because they stood in the middle of the farms, they could see the crops clearly. When the cabbages,…
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Chapter 276 – Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber. Meowmeow and Lucky brought their war trophies to the other side. Leo also undid his time domain. CLICK-CLICK-CLICK Time resumed. Remnant light beams flashed and vanished. However, some death rays that Leo hadn't fully digested continued traveling and hit the surface of the planet. Small bombs erupted. Several mushroom clouds shot up to the sky and evaporated everything on the 1,000km diameter. Lands…
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Chapter 275 – Father of Florida Man, Who Fed His Wife Marihuana, Introduces AI to Battleship and Sparks US Navy Concern as Ship Gains Sentient and Joins Vtubing Company After working so hard, Leo managed to digest all beams and reduced their effectiveness to a minimum. Still, they might change the landscape once the time resumed. Leo stopped working on them. He ordered his men. "TIME TO BAIL, PEOPLE! LET'S GO HOME!" Meowmeow and Lucky promptly left the motherships and returned with two massive…
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Chapter 274 – Florida Man, Initially the Prime Suspect in Missing Woman Case, Found Innocent Due to Alibi of Feeding Wife…
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